We all know the "A" on your hat doesn't stand for athletic. Early signs of gynecomastia. Missing front teeth. Sweatpants pulled way past the belly button. Enough said, hit the bench!
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Thursday, March 29, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Our #1 Pick
Unathletic Kid drafts Vick Ballard, running back out of Mississippi State. He fits into our system nicely.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
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